I am reminded of an episode of Bottom with Rik Myall and Ade Edmondson, where Ade answers a knock at the door.
Kids: Trick or treat!
Ade: What?
Kids Trick or treat.
Ade: What does that mean?
One kid: It means you have to give us lollies!
Ade (after giving furtive looks up and down the street.): I can't do that! I'd get arrested!
The calendar date is right, but the season is totally wrong. We should be, as
