Driver: Here is you new forklift! <unloads>
Forklift Operator: Cool! I'll test things! This is the mast control
Forklift: <Mast goes up. goes down>
Forklift: <Mast tilt, tilt>
Forklift: <BEEP BEEP! Flashy light. goes backwards.>
Forklift: <Flashy light, goes forwards.>
FO: Tynes side shift!
Forklift: <hydraulic hose explode.>
FO: FUCK! <oily drips>
Forklift <oily floods>
Me: <on phone> Hello, is that Mr Forklift reconditioner? ...