Den (dewhitton) wrote,
Den
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New Forklift Delivery

So we bought a reconditioned 4.5t Hyster forklift. It cost $12k.

Driver: Here is you new forklift! <unloads>
Forklift Operator: Cool! I'll test things! This is the mast control
Forklift: <Mast goes up. goes down>
FO: Tilt!
Forklift: <Mast tilt, tilt>
FO: Reverse!
Forklift: <BEEP BEEP! Flashy light. goes backwards.>
FO: Forwards!
Forklift: <Flashy light, goes forwards.>
FO: Tynes side shift!
Forklift: <hydraulic hose explode.>
Me: ...
FO: FUCK! <oily drips>
Forklift <oily floods>
Onlookers: Whoa!
Me: <on phone> Hello, is that Mr Forklift reconditioner? ...
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