Den (dewhitton) wrote,

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It started out like one of those BBC or CNN reports, showing a car wash - the rotating brushes, spraying water types - and the reporter saying that a large monkey liked to go through the wash. Every time he passed the CCTV cameras he'd wave to the people. Now peopled were donating money to the wash so the monkey could keep going through and wave to them.

Cut to the monkey swinging through the car wash. The wash is frigging HUGE, like a maze, with 90 degree bends, dead ends, and dozens of rotating brushes that spring out of the walls and pound the monkey with spinning bristles and detergent foam and floods of water. And he's enjoying every single second of it.


And then I woke up thinking What the HELL was that?

Time to get off the pain killers, I think.

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