"Trick or treat!" he said.
I blinked at him. "What?"
"Trick or treat."
"What's that mean?"
"umm... You give me lollies."
"Why?"
"Cos it's hallowe'en!"
I blinked at him again. "Riiight. Sorry, I don't have any lollies. I have bananas if you like them."
"Ugh. No thanks!"
"Garlic saussage? Liverwurst?"
"EW!"
"Sorry mate. That's all I have."
"Okay!" and off skipped the world's only vampire viking.
Since when have we done Hallowe'en here?