Den (dewhitton) wrote,
Den
dewhitton

Happy Birthday

If I get one more spam telling me to celebrate my nation's birthday and that I should be a good patriot, I will use colourful language.

In other news, Happy Birthday, Yanks. If it wasn't for you blokes kicking the British out they wouldn't have come here. And we'd be French. Not that there is anything wrong with being French, it's just that Australia wouldn't be what it is today: a post-colonial backwater in Southern Asia.

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