sillyPatricia looks at the frog for a while. "Riiiiight," she says at last as she gets the forms. "Could I have your name?"
"Kermit Jagger," says the frog. "My dad is Mick Jagger. He knows the Manager so it'll be okay."
Patricia writes this down. "And do you have any collateral?" Kermit holds up a tiny porcelain elephant. Patricia takes the elepaht and says "I'll go see the manager." Once inside, she tells the manager what's happening, finishing with "... and all he has this this thing." She shows the manager the tiny elephant. "What the hell is this anyway?"
The manager looks at the little figure and says "It's a nik-knak, Patty Wak. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
