"Ah-huh. Which princess?"
"Um..."
"Red Riding Hood? Cindarella?" I suggested.
"YES!" She bounced up and down. "Cindarella!"
"You look like an ugly step-sister," I said.
Faith became still and glared at me. "NO! I'm Cindarella."
"Ugly step-sister."
"NO!" she shrieked.
"Oh all right," I said. "You're not an ugly step sister." Faith crossed her arms and pouted at me. "You're the wicked step-mother."
"MUUUUUUUUUUUM!" she yelled as she ran from the room. I could hear her in the lounge room where everyone else was. "Dennis is being MEAN!"
Yeah, I'm mean, and I am now in a quiet computer room. Chances of being disturbed by small children are now greatly reduced.
