43*C today. The minions were all up at the truck wash, washing trucks are you do in a truck wash. They didn't mind it so much because of all the water flying all over the place. I decided to move my car out of the sun and into the shed. Just as I opened the door a big willy willy hit the yard. It caught the door and tried to slam it shut. The top corner of the door smacked onto the right hand side of my jaw, about half way between my chin and the bend where it goes up to the skull. Something in my face went... well, not so much "CRACK!" as "squish."
The bruise and swelling make me look like I've been in a fight, when in fact I walked into a door. It hurts a bit.