The bruising is going down, and my left foot has improved to the point where I can stop hobbling limping on both feet. Toes bend normally without pain, so there are no breaks or fractures. The toes on my right foot are a little stiff due to the bruises, but at least the cut has stopped bleeding and is starting to heal. Which is nice.
Some workers from a local windows & doors store turned up yesterday to remount the door and adjusted things to make it easier to close. The door no longer needs some force to close, which is why it derailed the other night.
So where is everyone I rescued? Why aren't they pandering to my needs? Ungrateful bastids.