We fish you a merry messmass
We mish you a cherry mixmass
Oh I stuffed up the words!
The little cryptospirosis protozoans have decided to stay for Christmas. The doctor has put me on a "Proton Pump Inhibitor" which is actually a small pill and not the huge piece of high-tech machinery it sounds like.
*SFX* CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! FWEEEEEEEEEEE! BANG! gurglegurglegurle
"What the hell is that?
"It's my Proton Pump Inhibitor!" TOO! TOOT!
Hopefully it will let me keep my food down long enough to get some digestion going. It's looking good; last night I had some lasagna which stayed down. This morning I feel so good I might go for a second piece of toast and vegemite. After a week of living on Powerade and tea there is now 7kg less Den than there was when I came back from Europe. The trick is to keep it off when I finally evict the cryptos.