Den (dewhitton) wrote,

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It's funny because it's true

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Dewhitton's Lurgy
Cause:cursed amulet
Symptoms:punning, vague smell of brimstone, vague tallness, vomiting
Cure:electroshock therapy
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Yes, I am vaguely tall.

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