You'd think the French would be able to tell the difference between the Kangarros and The Wallabies. They play entirely different codes of Football. The 'Roos are touring the UK at the moment, and the Wallabies are playing in the Rugby World Cup.
"He said 'Rene! What did you put in our wine?' I asked him why and he said 'I just saw a white kangaroo hop in front of the car!'" (Local restaurant owner interviewed on TV.)