As I walked to the car I passed the jasmin. the male blue wren flew from the bush, hovered in front to me and went "TWITTERTWITTERTWITTERtwitter tweedle tweedle tweedle!" until I moved away.
To make mattered worse, the male willie wagtail expanded his eyebrows at me but I made the mistake of ignoring them. So he swooped around my head until I got into the car.
Birds the size of ping pong balls are
Ignore them at your peril.