Called to a local used car yard to rescue and relocate an adult echidna. In their showroom was a car that made all my bloke genes go POING! It was an '87 model Chrysler Camaro. A red one, too. 5.7 litre V8. Argh argh argh. $25,000.
POING! "Buy it!" went the genes. "BUY IT NOW!"
"Save me!" whimpered my wallet.
It is in my nature to protect the weak and fragile. I saved the wallet, and will keep my saki-burner.