November 17th, 2007

battyden

Rescue Phones

I'm on the rescue phone today. Call#1:

There is a kangaroo in the waterfall pond in the Japanese gardens. I have to organize the rescue.

Why me? Why can't it be something normal?
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    amused amused
battyden

Rescue Redux

And of course an official delegation from Japan will be arriving with the Taiko no Wa Drummers tomorrow.

For Tea. In the Japanese Garden. Kangaroos Not Invited.
battyden

Rescue Phones

Call#2: Black snake in the local brothel.

I called the snake handler and got his wife. She has offered to accompany him on the rescue.

"That's not neccessary," I said.
"Oh yes it is."

It's being that kind of day.