December 12th, 2002


Dr Karl Says:

Practically everybody has heard of Santa Claus - that rosy-cheeked, bearded, slightly overweight, elderly white Caucasian male. Santa's Job Description is to give gifts to good children at Christmas time, but nasty surprises for bad children. But just recently, we've had our first scientific Time-And-Motion Job Evaluation of Santa's work. If he pushes the Laws Of Physics to their very limits, he can just barely achieve his Mission Statement.

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