According to Dr George, almost all my results were bang-on normal. Cholesterol and triglicerides were borderline-high, and haemglobin was borderline-low. According to Dr George it was nothing that couldn't be fixed with a better diet.
"Is that why I'm a fat bastard?" I asked him.
"No, you're like that because you sit in front of the computer all day."
I've started a program of intensive fidgetting to try to burn some calories
Still no word on the rabies test. I'll know about that soon..