Idea stolen from moonrose
Paid Account Edition
A short, fat bastard with red hair and glasses. He claims to hate puns, but that might not be true. He enjoys writing fiction, doing 3D renders and rescuing wild animals. Never one to say "no" to a coffee, he will always say "yes" to a beer. Has been known to drive a thousand kilometres for a BBQ and a beer!
Strengths: Creativity, Listener, Cheerful
Weaknesses: Easily embarrassed
Special Skills: Bat handler, PC repairs, frightening small children
Weapons: Swiss army knife, repair kit, bats.
Motto: Nice computers don't go down.