March 25th, 2002



These are some of my my early lawn dicks, photographed before the slugs ate them. The later fungi were fatter or longer, and more munched. The slugs went berko for the points as they emerged. These two are showing signs of nibblage on the ends.

A big dick after the cut.

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The Keanu Awards

Our readers chose Russell Crowe as the Celebrity Most Likely to be Crushed the Weight of Own Ego (note: both Crowe and Reeves have rock bands -- 30 Odd Foot of Grunts and Dogstar, respectively. Connection, or coincidence?). J-Lo trailed by about 500 votes.

The Film that Should Have Skipped Theatres and Gone Straight to Video is Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. The Film that Should Have Skipped Video and Gone Straight to Inflight Movie? Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.

But Who Won The Keanu?