October 23rd, 2001

battyden

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I AM 61% GEEK.

I don't know which worries me more. 43% Punk or



Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar?
That's okay, cause I will be the richest
person at my 15th year high-school reunion.
If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.

battyden

Why the platypus

Not why it is anything, just why.

As hedgegoth and hobbitblue have mentioned, the platypus, a cute cuddly Australian animal, is armed with a poisonous spur.

Actually, only the male is armed with that, and only careless people are spiked by it. By careless I mean the sort of person who picks up a wild animal and cuddles it, and expects it to enjoy that.

The only wild, insane Australian animal that would enjoy a stranger cuddling it is Steve Irwin, and then Mrs Crocodile Hunter would have something to say.

oh well. I suppose I've blown any chance of getting a job at his zoo now.
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battyden

Misty Mountains



and here I thought I was running out of ideas.

The really weird thing is, I've only ever seen mountains like this twice in my life.
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