June 27th, 2001

battyden

t-shirts

I have several t-shirts with stuff printed on them. Most had a bat of some sort, 2 have Wallace And Gromit, one has a small dog being crushed by the word "Bugger" and one has a hamburger with a dagger through it and the legend 'Death To The Culinary Imperialist.'

Often I see a t-shirt somewhere and think 'I like that.'

Today I saw one being worn at Orana Mall. It had the legend 'Masterbation is not a crime.' I looked at the shirt. I looked at the wearer. I thought 'I bet he does it all the time.'

I don't think I want that t-shirt.