Cheese and pepperoni with extra pepperoni and extra extra pepperoni. The bloke at Dominos laughed until I convinced him I was serious.
Once, if anyone had said you *can* have too much pepperoni I would have argued. But now I'm sucking on a mylanta tab and hoping my stomach doesn't do an Alien, and my bum feels like the map on Bonanza.
I don't think I'll do that again for at least a few weeks.