Transport: The car is now legal. It required new tyres and a CV joint boot. They were replaced yesterday and registration was completed today. The right-hand cv boot is wearing though, so I'd like to have it replaced in the near future.
Chair: Right. It depends on the finances, of course. How are they, Treasurer?
Treasurer: How are what?
Chair: Our finances.
Treasurer: We're skint, mate.
Treasurer: We are without two brass razoos to rub together. Not a quid to our name.
Chair: Ah. OK Does Education-
Treasurer: We're flat broke.
Chair: Yes, thank you. Education?
Education: The essay on ethics is due on Monday. I will be putting the case that, while Spam is a huge pain in the arse, there is actually nothing unethical about it.
(Meeting adjourns in disorder with Transport and Treasurer applying violence to Education.)