Den (dewhitton) wrote,
Den
dewhitton

Nigerian Scam, again.

I just received an email from DR. MUSA AHMED of UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC, #145 BANK ROAD IKOYI, LAGOS NIGERIA who says this:

"An American, late Eng. John Creek (Snr.) an Oil merchant with the Federal Government of Nigeria, until his death months ago in Kenya Air Bus (A310-300) Flight KQ430, Banked with us at Union bank of Nigeria Plc, Lagos and had a closing balance as at the end of September, 2000 worth US$67,500,000:00(Sixty Seven million,five hundred thousand United States Dollars),the bank now expects a next of kin as a beneficiary. Valuable efforts are being made by the Union Bank of Nigeria to get in touch with any of the John Creek or Relatives but no success was made."

The good Doctor wants me to stand in as the next of kin for the late Eng. John Creek (Snr.) He wants my approval, bank account details, fax and phone numbers.

Gee. Should I? It sounds tempting. Let me think about it for a second.

one second later

Nah. fuck off.

I wonder if he was a real engineer and they're using his name this way.
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