So here I am in that hell-hole called the Gold Coast, near Surfer's Paradise. I'm staying in a Resort in a suburb called "Miami." To call this a Resort is like calling Spud's Road House "Motel." But the room is clean, and there is tea, and a kebab shop near-by. I'm here for a week, but it's all work. Instead of beaches I see land fill and quarries. Oh, and Julia Gillard has been dumped as Prime Minister. Kevin Rudd is prime minister. Again.