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Stolen from various people.

Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.

"The TARDIS stood silent and solid as the echoes of its materialization faded. The door opened and a figure appeared. He stood at the threshold and tugged at his grey woolly jumper while he surveyed the new land. A moment later the second Director was joined by Steve. They looked at the view for some time before the Director spoke. 'Bugger.'"

Oh dear. This doesn't sound good.

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actually, it sounds pretty much like it should, if the Doctor was a time travelling aussie.

haven't you got rid of that grey jumper yet?

I love my woolly grey jumper.

please tell me it's not the SAME grey jumper. please.

Hmm... The Analyst or The Inspector... could be worse. And that olive drab heavy canvas work jacket with the "fleece" lining is a favorite of mine. **I** think it looks cool.

I don't think I've texted anybody. Does email count? Oh well, nothing wrong with going it alone.

(checks under the furniture and looks around guiltily) Is a Timelord allowed automatic pistols?

I suppose automatic pistols are okay if they are of the sonic screwdrivery type.

Oh dear...

"The TARDIS stood silent and solid as the echoes of it's materialization faded. The door opened and a figure appeared. She stood at the threshold and tugged at her orange dog collar while she surveyed the new land. A moment later the second Forester was joined by her doppelganger. They looked at the view for some time before the Forester spoke. 'F!cknuggets.'"

I need to start keeping better company... and hanging the pup's collar somewhere other than on the couch. Oh dear.

But... but I don't have a job. And my nearest clothing item is... well, a snuggie imitation blanket. I guess it could be considered clothing since you can wear it. But other than that, my nearest clothing item is a slutty silk nighty and.... considering my favorite word is frag, this just sounds like a bad porn ripoff. @.@

keep in mind that i know next to nothing about Dr. Who, never having watched or read anything in that genre...

"...The door opened and a figure appeared - an old woman wearing an astonishingly jaunty purple fedora. A moment later her daughter-in-law joined her. The Eighth Slacker turned to her and said, 'Fascinating...'"



"The TARDIS stood silent and solid as the echoes of it's materialization faded. The door opened and a figure appeared. He stood at the threshold and tugged at safari hat and scarf while he surveyed the new land. A moment later the sixth Animator was joined by Jo. They looked at the view for some time before the Animator spoke. 'Mother pus-bucket!'"

This doesn't work for me. I have no job except retirement and that isn't a job per-se. My cell phone is just a phone. It does not text and no one texts me. The nearest clothes to me hang in a closet and it is a Renaissance outfit. Dun think I have a favorite explicative.

"The TARDIS stood silent and solid as the echoes of it's materialization faded. The door opened and a figure appeared. He stood at the threshold and tugged at the towel around his neck while he surveyed the new land. A moment later the Fifth Technical Controller was joined by Steve. They looked at the view for some time before the Tech Controller spoke. 'Excellent!'"

Ah, well! At least I know where my towel is?

"The TARDIS stood silent and solid as the echoes of its materialization faded. The door opened and a figure appeared. She stood at the threshold and tugged at her black fingerless gloves while she surveyed the new land. A moment later the sixth Engineer was joined by a Fendahleen*. They looked at the view for some time before the Engineer spoke. 'Fuckity.'"

*No, really, he uses it as a surname for paid professional art-related work.

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