Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.
"The TARDIS stood silent and solid as the echoes of its materialization faded. The door opened and a figure appeared. He stood at the threshold and tugged at his grey woolly jumper while he surveyed the new land. A moment later the second Director was joined by Steve. They looked at the view for some time before the Director spoke. 'Bugger.'"
Oh dear. This doesn't sound good.
