A mate who is a truck driver for a chocolate distribution company just turned up with a bag load of sightly out-of-date and melted chocky bars. the bastard. He gave them to me and went off. the bastard. Lindor swiss chocky balls, crunchies, chockitos, wonkas, skittles, and a 200g box of idividually wrapped toblerone bits and Fruitips fruit pastilles. The bastard.