Opening the bottle causes a lot of fizz. The lager foams into the neck. I like to think I know how to pour a beer, but this one foamed up to a huge fluffy head which faded fairly fast.
First sip. Bland. Mild amounts of malt that almost tastes grainy, but no hops. No wait... there it is! It just takes a while to build on the back of the tongue.
Mouthfeel: A little watery and and very fizzy and...
You know what? I don't like it. I don't know if it's the over-all blandness, or the gradually building hops, or the malt that tastes like grain. I am not quite half-way down the glass and I am considering dumping the rest. It's not even refreshing and I'm actually getting thirstier by drinking it.
Same again, sir? No! Bring me an orange juice and bitter lemon. I need to wash this away.