Den (dewhitton) wrote,
Den
dewhitton

"Did you get the memo..."

Me: *working in silence for 2 hours, no one else in the office.*
Landline Phone (LP): Ooh! I have an incoming phone call!
Mobile phone #1: Cool! So do I! Lets ring at the same time!
LP: Ring ring! Ring ring! Ring ring!
M#1: Beedle beedle beedle! Beedle beedle beedle! Beedle beedle - ooh! I have a second call!
LP: Ring ring! Ring ring! Ring ring!
Mobile #2: I'll take that!
LP: Ring ring! Ring ring! Ring ring!
M#1: Beedle beedle beedle! *diverts* Beedle beedle beedle!
M#2: Bingley bingley beep!
LP: Ring ring! Ring ring! Ring ring!
M#1: Beedle beedle beedle!
M#2: Bingley bingley beep!
Me: Answers land line "Goodmorning Den sp-
LP: INCOMING FAX SQUEAL
M#1: Beedle beedle beedle!
M#2: Bingley bingley beep!
Fax: *answers*
LP: *hangs up*
Me: reaching for Mobile 1
M#1: Beedle bee-missed call
Me: reaching for Mobile 2
M#2: Bingley bing-missed call
M#1: Incoming text beep.
Me: reads "Just sent you a fax. Let me know if you can't read it."
M#2: Voicemail beep.
Me: listens to voice mail
M#2: "Your other phones were engaged so I'm calling your private mobile. Let me know what you think of the fax from K."
Me: Stares blankly at wall of text I was working on before phones rang. "What the hell was I thinking about?"
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